Riverdale has never been the most chill teen drama out there, but over the course of its first two seasons its plot has been slowly riding a funicular to the top of Mount Bonkers.
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What started out as a show about a very dumb boy who couldn’t play guitar and football at the same time transformed into a wild romp through a world populated with gangsters with names like Poppa Poutine, 15-year-olds leading gangs of violent bikers, and Pixy Stix-looking drugs called Jingle Jangle.
Now that Riverdale’s Season 3 premiere has aired and added cryptids, New Age witchcraft, a blatant disregard for the authorized practice of law, and Labor Day pool parties at a burned-down mansion, it’s time to accept the facts. Read more…
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